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I knew if I wanted to have sex with a girl within the first three seconds of meeting her. After that, it was just a matter of how much I was willing to put up with to make it happen. This period of putting up with their bullshit was what women called charm. Rummaging around inside them looking for what? Had this always been the case even before the drinking?

Far from being free, the prison had just gotten bigger. And they just sat there, protected by the romantic rules of engagement, categorizing my attempts at fucking them. How did I compare to the guy last night? At least he paid for dinner.

He was taller too. Our evening stroll had been cut short by a rainstorm, so once we got inside we shook off our wet things. We lay across her bed and chatted. Ordinarily this would have been enough to get the ball rolling, but I was still not confident enough about making a move. I had already discovered that working for a bad ad agency required just as much energy as working for a good one, and I had an early start the next day.

Did she want me to leave? Time to call her bluff. Making an overly dramatic announcement that I had better go if I was to be in decent shape for work the next day, I began to say my good- byes to that magnificent world-class ass. These hints had more recently taken the form of exaggerated street mimes.

The huge overacted crazy-eyed smile she reserved for babies was subtle compared to the impossible affection conjured up in the presence of every old couple we encountered. Especially, for some reason, if they were Asian. I resisted the urge to respond or acknowledge because I knew that once the subject was brought out into the open, it could never be put back in the box.

I hoped that my silence would indicate that I was still open to the possibilities, but it was only a matter of time before something would need to be said. I felt sufficiently encouraged by that halfhearted smile to spank her gently through her cotton knickers. This led to touching and tickling, pecking and pouting, and after she broke away to brush her teeth, turn out the lights, and close her laptop, we progressed to sensual half-lit sex.

She fluttered up and down on me with such delicacy I was reminded of a winged nymph as she effortlessly hovered and dipped. I stiffened inside her and her body immediately straightened as if we really had become one.

I wanted to say I love you, but it was too risky. She would surely see through it for the manipulation it was and stop what she was doing.

I adore you was merely I love you lite, and oh baby was completely meaningless. Well, at least it was honest. Would you like to tell us about a lower price?

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His Twitter account is a must follow SgBlank too. Check out the list of tools though HERE. This is a great resource which I have shared with our users, many of whom are progressive startups with a frugal mindset. I would love to see Assistly included on this list under the category of Customer Support. We are a featured Google App Marketplace company, and believe passionately in putting the customer at the center of the business.

Thanks again for a great resource. This is one of those posts where you say to yourself: What are the best online resources blogs, articles, etc. For freelancers and people looking for freelancers I would like to recommend twago disclaimer: Thanks for a great list!

Do you know TeamLab? As distinct from similar solutions, TeamLab offers all the features for free with no limits — a very solid argument for most of start-ups and enterpreneurs. Very helpful and worth taking time to go through most of them. Thanks for a Great Post. Stumbled on your page by serendipity. The best part though is the tenacity link. Nothing really compares with that, does it? How on earth did you remember? Impressive list, but missing a key ingredient: I think actually actively selling your stuff is very important for a startup these days.

No-brainer for B2B companies but also for B2C companies making special advertising deals for example. I agree that help with sales is key for startups.

I have found the step by step guideline of Kellogg Prof. It is a process supported by a set of videos, tools and templates. Really enjoy your book and blog — thanks for your insights. I have a question though, how do you suggest moving through the customer development process when you are developing a product that you want to keep under wraps until its release and thus maintain your market advantage? I also highly recommend podio. Good luck with your startups!

This list is one I started for my students trying to figure out what tools to use. At Unboxed Consulting we use Xero. Both are great for those first customers. I would recommend My eStore App http: No coding required; works similar to google analytics.

Yesterday we launched a brand-new project management application called Webplanner. Thanks for the collection. Its an awesome list. For inspiration you can include Mixergy. There is also a new blog from Zak Taylor, http: If you're interested in taking on some of it yourself, Startup Tools Great list of tools, articles, basically everything you need to get started. It started really small in Rockville, MD about 9 months ago, and people have been asking us to do more and grow into other nearby cities.

Would you consider adding this under Groups and Incubator List. Want to do an interview? You know this is one of the most extensive lists I have seen for anyone in the internet business. Really appreciate your hard work here. I really do not think you have missed a site here that is relevant. Being and electrical engineer it was great to see Digikey and Sparkfun on their: There are the tools and blogs listed by Steve Blank that include […].

Hi Steve, It was nice to meet you last week in Tallinn. I would suggest 2 useful tools built by Estonian startups: We have 4 weeks left till the Demo Day on October 16th. We are here to help you to succeed both on the Business Model side and the technology side.

Most of the teams were assigned to a mentor that will lead them till the Demo day and make sure that you are on the right track in terms of the business model and that you are focused and know what do you want to implement for initial launch. We are going to be very strict and make sure that each of the teams will have live products. Remember that the faster you get live the faster you will get feedback from your customers and pivot if necessary.

As a result, we will allow teams with live products only to present to a panel of investors. As most of you already started creating wireframes and the coding efforts I strongly recommend to use these tools and services: There seems to be tremendous response to such startup tools lists, both here and in the lists linked at the top of the page. The reputation of the source recommending the tools obviously has a lot to do with it.

Would there be any interest in organizing this in some sort of community curated directory? Tools might make the list based on some entry criteria: There is a LOT to select from here, so the community could help make the selection process smoother.

I use Priority Matrix, an app for iOS and Mac that helps you focus on important stuff and get the most out of your little time. Another nice project management tool is TaskPoint http: While it was a handy reference, it still […]. If your readers doing really basic UX flows or mockups, my application SimpleDiagrams might be helpful!

One other new addition is the blog writing service Blogmutt. This is a service for companies with a site and a blog that is always the last thing that gets done, and it ends up being weeks and months between posts. For a low, flat fee Blogmutt uses a crowd of writers to create all-original posts. What a fantastic list of resources! Thanks Steve for taking the time to put all of these tools into one place. Your readers might also be interested in http: This list is filled with amazing goodies and is a real reflection.

This shed new light on what they were up against. He would have loved this too. The link on tenacity is so real and sweet…. We offer a global e-Commerce platform for sellers and affiliates who sell digital goods and services online. Our platform supports several subscription models from different trials to dynamic subscriptions and has all the tools needed to help manage them.

How about website backup tools: Thanks a bunch for your impressive list of great resources for entrepreneurs. Let me recommend an addition to the Web analytics tools:. Give it a try!

Business plan and financial tool: It should point to http: Great set of startup tools Steve. We provide many of the benefits of Recruiterbox and the Resumator, but we specialise in tech and marketing recruitment only. Steve- this is great, thanks! Would like to share about 99tests.

We help software developers in functionality testing of their applications. I use this frequently enough that I think it would be terrific if you would consider our business for this list — FreedomVoice http: Either way, my shame all-but-expunged, I just want to thank you for this is a ridiculously extensive, valuable, and constantly fresh list.

What an amazingly broad set of start-up tools and resources! Analytics StatsMix — easy tracking, charting and sharing of internal application and business metrics. Surveys SurveyGizmo — free basic version, extremely powerful survey creation and data integration tools. Appreciate your mentioning of freshdesk here but besides the typo calling it a zendesk clone sends wrong signal.

The content appeared to me of great value for companies willing to put on the market successfull new products. Nevertheless the french translation is very poor and appears offently as coming directly from a translating machine without necessary corrections or interpretations. This should make the content difficult to digest for non expertised persons. Best regards and congratulations for your expertise. I thought you might want to check out http: I might humbly put forward http: If anyone is interested in infographics as a tool for entrepreneur, may I add http: Looking forward to your feedback!

Raising a family — what a delightful way to represent the tenacity and courage it takes to raise a business. I snatched the list the first time well over a year ago and found it in my Evernote collection this afternoon when I went hunting for tools. This time, I found your timelapse treasure as a special reward for looking carefully. Can you tell me where to buy a copy? By the way, could you include Keynotopia under Wireframing tools? Some of the tools that will help you to quickly get your startup off the ground.

You can also check out this cool […]. Excellent resources Steve, entrepreneurs will find this very helpful. I also bookmark this one on delicious. I believe that in order to be a successful entrepreneur you will need the right online tools and resources that can help you run your business smoothly and hassle free to progress.

With these tools it can help you manage your business effectively and efficiently. You can also check this for more alternative tools that are very useful for entrepreneur to use. Happily the webby world is here to serve you, starting with loads of open source software. Some of the best apps are almost free: LikeBe the first to like this post. Our next blog will explore angel investors more deeply.

Great advice for startups. One tool that can be a great benefit to growing startups is http: They provide great email marketing tools and they are very cost effective. Steve Add Formassembly for survey tools — http: His personal website is also full of great […].

I wish i had a teacher like you.. I suggest you put http: I find it very helpful, and easy to use! Moovia is a free business network for team collaboration and project management. Let me just throw in a European survey website in just in case any other people are looking for a site that complies with the Data Protection Act rather than a mixture of laws combined. I would suggest another great customer support tool, HappyFox.

Its visual appeal, sophisticated design, impressive organizational capabilities and intuitive interface make it a standout tool. Give it a shot! Such a huge list!! Thank for all the resources. We are always looking for good market research sources at our firm http: Hello Steve, Extremely useful and comprehensive list, it covers almost everything, thanks.. I would recommend adding http: Google Analytics is great for managing your website both when starting your business, and further down the line too.

Bing have just launched some amazing new stuff for their analytics though — it kicks Google Analytics into touch. Take a look at the kind of tools that are available to a startup today: Any IT department would love to […].

May I suggest adding http: The site is a repository of free office templates distributed under Creative Commons.

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